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Outside the Nehalem public restrooms

July 16, 2013 by Eric Conley 1 Comment

receipts

Sinus terror as people pass—
The smell of the sale
Smeared inside the nostrils of truth

The path of the indigenous is taken—
Through sandy shortcuts and
Around roped off paychecks underneath
Tables signed over to the bored soul

Clutched walking sticks kicked from the
Tourist gait, all in gloomy imagination:

Faces
(Now imagine rage)
Laid onto discarded receipts for the
Chocolate chip cookie becoming the
Gravel chipped cheek

Automobiles tuned prior to departure—
Carrying many burdens on their roof racks

Children grow towards tradition—
Like blackberry bushes in the backseat;
Their youth’s ghost will be replaced with
Great Danes and golden retrievers

Skulls out the window,
The smell of the breeze,
Tongues out
Noses up
The scent of the holiday sale is so familiar!

But my feet are the filthiest they’ve ever been this summer

 

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About Eric Conley

Eric Conley...

Thinks if there truly is a war between the feral cat lovers and the wild bird enthusiasts that everyone should remember that kittens are cute and college kids can sometimes be impulsive.

Is 26, has brown hair which blondes in the sunny sun.

Thinks every boy should be entitled to a free vasectomy at the hands of a competent surgeon*, no questions asked.

Is tattooed and will eat most anything off the floor (except mustard flavors, death flavors, grapefruit flavors).

Thinks roadkill is an exciting opportunity.

Is in love, married, and has an unmoored skull filled with helium, perpetually floating into clouds.

Thinks that if all the insects decided to simultaneously seek vengeance for all their swatted squished poisone flattened burnt slapped brethren the human race would finally be afforded a just reason to be scared of bugs.

Is small. Can squeeze through narrow spaces.

Thinks his Wife's dog Pony ought to start a band named Pony-San and the Mountain Boys and play hits such as "She gonna get mah dogs barking" and "That's that Chinese Pony" .

Has an uncannily good grip, for opening jars.

* recommends you save your money for the operation

Comments

  1. Vera Haddan says

    July 20, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Did I know you in the sixties? Smile.

    A few favorite lines: “Like blackberry bushes in the backseat … my feet are the filthiest they’ve ever been this summer … if all the insects decided to simultaneously seek vengeance …”

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